Giving it a shot

I got bored with this but I'd think I would educate you on the life and state of my lovely home.

Welcome home Honey. We are having disease for dinner.

Ya thats been the state for the past month. I'm being serious. Literally the past month. Cause a month ago we were in Georgia. For a family event....... With mommy dearest and Benben sick

No bueno seeing as everyone in my family managed to get when we got back.

Meanwhile in the Flaming abyss we call Arizona, life went on without me. Point is relationship type stuff.

Lots of texting and "Did he....? with.....? But she is with.....? WTF........"

Yes. WTF indeed. I came home to a flaming pile of crap that I called a relationship the last time I checked. It involves another couples and their break up that grabbed mine attention.

Ya grabbed is a nice word for it. Lots of I love you but like them sort of stuff. And coupleA composed of Man A and Woman A were living fine in pleasantville. CoupleB composed of Man B and Woman B went through a break up. Man A was drawn to Woman B because she is single.

And pretty. Very pretty. Likewise with Woman A and Man B. I know. Cluster F*** for the win

CoupleA is now in crisis ladies and gentlemen. Man B takes advantage of coupleA situation. And with Man A out of the picture for a family event the timing was perfect.

Man A not happy with Man B. or Woman A. Man A share thoughts with Woman B. Lots of hate and swearing between all four.

Man A being the Harbinger of peace and love comes home and shared the love. Everyone is fine happy and in there own relationships with CoupleA still together. Or is it?

Man B not happy with Woman B new boyfriend and wants to get back together. Too bad you effed up. Sooo next in line anybody? And lots of people were cause like I said she is pretty. Very pretty. Man B can suck it. And stop trying to mess things up.

Meanwhile. I'm in the process of acquiring a Tenor Saxophone. Everyone at the casa is slowly getting through sickness father is the latest to get it, with mommy dearest in the recovery ward.

Ya I get out of the house alot. For good measure. Thankfully drumline is over. 5th out 7th? Not good. But our third year competing in another division with a legit show for once? And with judges that didn't like us? Why not?

Marching Band is starting up soon. Time to practice harder. Gotta throw the queen out of her position of Woodwind Tyrant. Opps I mean captain.

Meh what's the difference? Besides if I fail there are six others in line.

Ya she is the hated. Ahh well.